Mean Away Messages
I really don't like you but if you really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
Mirrors don’t talk and lucky for %n, they don’t laugh either.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: %n may cause a bad headache.
The world isn't big enough for the two of us. So please go jump off a bridge.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than talk to you.
Find something else to do because obviously I have.
I'm in a good mood right now, don't ruin it by IMing me.
I'm busy, you're ugly. Have a nice day.
Sorry, I'm having vision problems. I can't see myself talking to you.
When life gives me lemons, I make lemonade. When life gives me instant messages from you, I put my away message on.
I'm busy now I'll ignore you later.
I am away, so why don't you go away?
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