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Remember JESUS LOVES YOU... everyone else thinks your an idiot.

I'm sorry, I'm ignoring you.

You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probally be stupid.

I am having a bad day and talking to you will only make it worse.

I'm not ignoring you; I'm selectively bypassing you.

I'm not here right now so go bother someone else.

I love to chat, just not with you.

Less is more: The less you talk, the more I like you.

If you think I am here and that I just don't want to talk to you, then your right.

I can only talk to one person a day. Today's not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

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