
Remember JESUS LOVES YOU... everyone else thinks your an idiot.
I'm sorry, I'm ignoring you.
You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probally be stupid.
I am having a bad day and talking to you will only make it worse.
I'm not ignoring you; I'm selectively bypassing you.
I'm not here right now so go bother someone else.
I love to chat, just not with you.
Less is more: The less you talk, the more I like you.
If you think I am here and that I just don't want to talk to you, then your right.
I can only talk to one person a day. Today's not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
If I throw a stick, will you go away?