Mean Away Messages
There are three types of human species1=man
2=woman
3=%n
I'm out like %n in a beauty contest.
I know it's not my job to tell you how you look, but you’re ugly.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now start over and read the sentence without the word cat.
Stop reading about my life in my away messages and get your own.
There are some things that money can buy. For everything else, you're out of luck.
I'm away from my computer right now please leave a message after the beep... Notice there is no beep?
I have a lot of away messages, yet none of them keep you away. Defeats the concept doesn't it.
Roses are red.Violets are blue.
This away message is dumb just like you.
There is only enough room for one of us in this world... So please go jump off a bridge.
I'd rather spin in my chair then talk to you.
I'm busy can I ignore you some other time!
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