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I would talk to you, but I really don’t want to waste my time.

I'm not here because I have a life. If you had a life, you wouldn't be sitting there reading my away message.

This is an away message so go away.

I'm not really away; I just don't want to talk to you.

I am too pretty to talk to ugly people like you!

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

This is an away message, read the message, then go away.

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