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I'm out partying and I'll be back when I want to.

I'm out pottying. I mean Partying.

Partying Hardy.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence?

Officer I swear to drunk I'm not god.

One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla...FLOOR!

P-is for party
A-is for all night
R-is for rhythm
T-is for tonight
Y is for you because you know what to do... Party!


If you can read this message without any trouble, you obviously have a lack of alcohol.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

You can always retake a class but you can never relive a party.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around...

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to dust
Life is short
So party we must!


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