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Partying-Drinking Away Messages

I'm at my computer, I'm just too drunk to type anything meaningful right now.

I'm at my computer right now but I'm just to drunk to type anything meaningful.

I'm drinking my problems away. Since I have a drinking problem, this may take a while.

I'm not at my computer right now because I don't want to puke all over my keyboard.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

I live my life one shot at a time.

Sleep all day, Party all night.

I am out partying, if you find me, please help me get home safe.

Partying all night leads to puking all day.

I don't have drinking problems, I am just very thirsty.

Save water, drink beer instead.

Drinking my problems away.

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