
I'm at my computer, I'm just too drunk to type anything meaningful right now.
I'm at my computer right now but I'm just to drunk to type anything meaningful.
I'm drinking my problems away. Since I have a drinking problem, this may take a while.
I'm not at my computer right now because I don't want to puke all over my keyboard.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I live my life one shot at a time.
Sleep all day, Party all night.
I am out partying, if you find me, please help me get home safe.
Partying all night leads to puking all day.
I don't have drinking problems, I am just very thirsty.
Save water, drink beer instead.
Drinking my problems away.