Funny Aim Away Messages

Partying-Drinking Away Messages

If time is a waste of life, and life is a waste of time, then let's get wasted and have the time of our lives.

I live for the nights I'll never remember with the friends I'll never forget.

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Getting my groove on.

I've worked all day so now it's time to party all night.

Out taking some sips, leave a tequila.

If I was sober, I would have inserted a witty away message between these two arrows: --><--.

Out partying, I'll be back when the sun starts to come up.

Party hardy, friends forever, out all nite, we'll be together, stay till dawn, then home to sleep, can't wait to do it all again next week.

At the party you obviously weren't invited to.

Help I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.

I don't have a drinking problem, unless I can't find a drink.

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