Funny Aim Away Messages

Away Messages about School & Homework

I'm out working on math problems, because I believe that 4 out of every 2 people have problems with fractions but my teacher says no.

Whenever you get a bad grade on a report card, show it to your mom or dad when they are on a long distance phone call.

%n Are you ready for the test we have today?.
YOUR SCREEN NAME: "I'm ready! I pulled an all-nighter!":-)
%n "You studied all night?"=-O
YOUR SCREEN NAME: "Oh....You're supposed to study?

Legend has it that (name of your school) uses laxatives in their food. If I haven't returned within the hour, you'll find me in the bathroom laughing in the face of diarrhea.

I am sleeping right now, so when I return from class I'll get back to you.

I am working hard... or am I hardly working?

If you need me, I'll be in class. If you really need me, I'll still be in class.

Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pitty me at all,
Just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my prof I did my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.

Yes, hardwork does pay off in the end, but lazieness pays off now.

College - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing; An institution where you learn how to use punctuation marks, but not what to put between.

I'm in my room studying so I can shove another A in my English Professor's face.

It has commenced...finals week is upon us in full force, seizing what sanity I have left after a menacing term. The thought of a pure, utopian society has faded while (name of your school) has captured the last breath of any rational existence and conquered our self-worth. In coming days it is likely to see a plethora of unpleasant faces staring into an oblivion that can only be experienced by the (name of your school) society. The underlying prolifigacy in which this institution so loves to put forth has taken a toll on our already feeble carcasses, in result of consuming repulsive dining hall rations. The possibility of survival is a distant notion...God help us all...

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