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Away Messages about School & Homework

A couple of days ago I sent a bunch of monkeys to school for me and all I got back were pages of scribbles so I have to spend a few hours doing homework. Talk to you later!

College: A place to stay warm in between childhood and marriage.

School is out and so am I.

A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why i'm not here. So leave a message.

Help, I'm buried in homework.

College is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.

There is nothing I would rather be doing right now than writing this paper... Oh wait, yes there is.

College is great... Too bad classes get in the way.

Now I lay me down to rest.
A stack of books upon my chest.
If I should die before I wake.
That's one less test I have to take.

Homework, homework, and more homework maybe I should stop saying homework and start finishing it.

The more you study, the more you learn. The more you learn the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know.

Education consists not only in answering questions, but also in questioning answers.

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