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I'm at prison right now. Did I say prison? I meant class.

The eternal conundrum of school: attending class is detrimental to my sanity, while not attending class is detrimental to my grades.

I will not use IM while studying.
I will not use IM while studying.
I will not use IM while studying.
I will not use IM while studying.
I will not use IM while studying.


The best time to study is between yesterday and tommorrow.

I am so smart s-m-e-r-t. I mean s-m-a-r-t. I better get back to my studying.

Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework.

Anyone got a hungry dog that would like my homework?

Mom! Dad! Hear my cry! I'm at school and about to die!

In an ever lasting attempt to educate myself, I'm consuming piles of information.

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Forgive me, dear stranger, but I have been called upon to slay the dragon known as Homework and free the land and my people of its bondage. I shall reply to your hails once my quest has been fulfilled and my foe thwarted. Farewell, good friend.

Go away, I'm gaining knowledge.

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