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I have piles of papers and books around me so I am unable to reach the keyboard.

Some may call it cheating but I refer to it as creative research.

Hitting the books... Literally.

I'll give $5 to the first person who finds a cure for homework.

School is just a place to rest in between the weekends.

Don't be a fool, stay in school.

Homework: A teacher's way of saying that going to class and paying attention isn't enough.

Being tortured by adults who watch kids suffer for entertainment. Yeah, I'm at school.

A couple of hours ago I sent some monkeys to do my homework but my mom found out so now I have to finish it by myself.

Studying. Notice how they conviently put "dying" at the end of this word?

To do my homework, I must sit.
If I do not finish I will throw a fit.
When my teacher hands out an assignment, I shed a tear.
Not getting it done is my biggest fear.
Heck, just give me call.
Screw homework, let's go to the mall.


Teachers have substitutes, why can't I?

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