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Homework, I don't like it but for some odd reason I am doing it.

The more you learn, the more you realize how little you really know. I'm in class getting stupid.

If college didn't cost so much money I would talk to you.

I'd quit school but I need the sleep.

A few weeks ago I sent a couple of monkeys to do my homework. Now my grades have improved tremendously but the monkeys have gone on strike. I'm now stuck doing my own homework and catching up on everything I missed.

Gone to something you have nothing of... Class.

I'm trying to get an education... Leave a message and I might be able to read it when I return.

I am at a place that loves to torture kids. I think its called school.

I thought the F on my paper stood for "Fantastic", my parents didn't seem to agree with me, so they're making me study now.

The famous excuse for not having homework is, "My dog ate my homework." I think, "My goat ate my homework", is a more believable excuse becuase its a widely known fact that goats eat paper.

Help, my grades have fallen and they can't get up.

Some people call it a learning curve, I call it going in circles... Attempting to study.

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