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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'd rather be shopping than talk to you.


I don't mean to spend all my time at the mall, I just spend all my money there.

I'm off to rescue all the poor unfortunate items in the mall.

I am not here right now. I thought that my credit card needed a work out.

I'm training for my Black Belt in shopping.

Out spending money I don't have on things I don't need.

Having no cash won't stop me from going shopping. I always carry my credit cards for backup.

Shopping really is great. You exercise your legs and your credit cards. There's no better way to spend the day.

At the mall giving the clothes in need a home.

In the winter, spring, summer, and fall, you'll find me at the mall.

Whoever said "Money can't buy happiness," hasn't been shopping at the right malls.

I'm at the mall shopping and having a ball so if you need any thing just give me a call.

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