Shopping-Mall Away Messages
Maxing out my credit card.
I just maxed out my credit card at the mall, so please leave your name and credit card number so I can continue to shop.
Shopping, I'll be back when my credit card reaches it's limit.
I was feeling kind of sick.so I went to get some retail thearapy.Spending time at the mall
My wallet needs to lose some weight.
My closet needs some new companions.
Money is the root of all evil, so I'll have to spend it before it corrupts me.
Life is short... Go shopping.
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: To get the mall.
I'm at the mall shopping for the poor... What a coincidence, I happen to be very poor.
Ill shop, I'll buy, in debt I will die!
I'm robbing a bank. Actually I'm robbing my parent's bank account. Out shopping, I'll be back later.
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