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Shower Away Messages

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in the shower
Wanna come too?

I'm hot... I'm wet... I'm naked... and it's getting steamy in here. I'm in the shower you perverts.

I'm peeing in the shower.

I'm taking a vertical bath.

I got a date with a rubber ducky.

I once knew a kid who smelled really bad.
People made fun of him and it made him sad.
So now, everyday, I set aside an hour.
And in honor of him, I take a hot shower.

Rub a dub dub, this stud's in the tub.

Lather, rinse, and repeat... Lather, rinse, and repeat... Lather, rinse, and repeat...

I'm showering in hopes that it will solve the whole people running away from me problem.

Help, I can't see, I have shampoo in my eyes.

Spending some quality time with Mr. Soap and Mrs. Shampoo.

I'm in the shower filming, "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild!"

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