Shower Away Messages
In the shower, I'll be right ba... wait a minute. You're thinking of me naked, aren't you? Well if you weren't before, you are now. 
Taking a rub-a-dub-dub in the tubSorry I can't type while I scrub
But once I'm fresh and clean
I'll be back at my computer screen
One day I'll be showered with money, and diamonds, but for now I'll just settle for soap and water.
I'm in the shower... Now don't get dirty on me.
Please don't disturb my peaceful, cleansing and relaxing shower.
Getting rid of that odor that's been following me around.
I was hiding behind the shower curtain trying to escape from you. I decided that I would take a shower while I'm here.
In the shower... and no you can not join.
Since my computer isn't waterproof and I am in the shower, I am unable to chat with you at the present moment.
I'm in the shower right now, if you want to join me you can reach me at: 1-800-YOU-WISH.
Help, I'm enclosed in a rectangular box with water pouring onto me from above and I'm naked.
I was standing in the shower, and I smelled something sour... Diarrhea, diarrhea...
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