Funny Aim Away Messages

Shower Away Messages


I am going to take a shower, then I am going to sell my bath water on eBay.

I am in the shower. I'll be back when the hot water runs out.

I am taking a shower... Stop trying to peak!

In the shower, be out in a hour.

Getting wet and wild... in the shower.

Taking a shower... I bet you wish you were a bar of soap.

I'm off to fight the forces of dirty armed only with a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap.

Singing in the shower. Care to make it a duet?

If your name was Water you would be all over my hot, dirty, body right now.

Taking a shower; I'll see you when I'm dry!

Cleaning my birthday suit.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I take showers
And you should too


Other Categories
<< Prev. Page


Return to Away Messages






Copyright © 2001 AwayMessages.com.