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Puking in the bathroom. Care to come over and hold my hair for me?

If I weren't so sick I would be at my computer right now.

I'm extremely sick so I'll get back to you when I'm strong enough to type.

Have you ever been so sick you couldn't get up to turn off your computer?

I'm sick so leave my alone or I'll sneeze on you.

I'm not talented enough to sneeze, cough and type at the same time.

Smiles are contagious, and so is this cold.

I am worshiping the porcelain god.

I'm either sick or pretending to be so I don't have to talk.

I am now looking at what I just ate.

Is it just me or is my face turning green?

I've lost count of how many times I've thrown up today.

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