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I'm sick and irritable. Go away!

Too sick to type.

My food has just gone down... And now it's coming back up.

I'm feeling crummy in the tummy.

I am so sick. If you don't want to catch it, I suggest that you go away.

Running towards the nearest toilet.

Is it stuffy in here or is it just my nose?

Pretending to be sick so I don't have to go to school. If you are one of my teachers or parents, that is code for, "I love school, but I'm too sick to get out of bed."

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My hands are all sticky
Cause I went ACHOO.


My stomach and my lunch are having a disagreement right now.

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Not me, I'm sick in bed and I can’t reach the computer.


Cough cough, sniffle, sneeze.... Put me down for a sick day please.

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