Funny Aim Away Messages

Silly Away Messages

The (YOUR SCREEN NAME) Show will be back after a message from our sponsor. So stay tuned!

My dog ate my away message.

Hello! This is Goldilocks. I'm busy right now eating porridge with the three bears, be back as soon as we settle which bowl of porridge is juuussst right!

Ahhh! Green monkeys and purple people eaters are chasing me around my house! Help!! my address is: (your address) I need help fast!

(YOUR NAME)'s computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.

1 little piggy went to market 2 little piggy stayed home 3 little piggy had roat beef 4 little piggy had none... and this little piggy is away from the computer right now and will get back to you when he/she is done!

I'm out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer.

What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about!? Will we all have to turn ourselves around?

My computer lost my away message.

There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

I do what cheerios tell me.

I'll be back soon. I'm out in the backyard goat farming. Crazy goats.

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