Silly Away Messages
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and really annoys the pig.
I didn't lose my mind; I just sold it on eBay.
I'm out fighting crime.
Going to a little place I like to call crazy.
Does this away message make me look fat?
My Rules:1. I am always right.
2. Just in case I am wrong see rule number 1.
You just missed me, AIM better next time.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger...Then it hit me!
Sorry, I can't come to the computer right now, I'm busy storing energy by farting in a jar.
Here are some words of encouragement: Encouragement, Encouragement, Encouragement...
I'm sorry, but I don’t talk to losers that read away messages.
This away message has been abducted by mutant cows... Moo...
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