Silly Away Messages
My away message is away right now.
The mind is a powerful weapon. That is why I use mine as a weapon of mass destruction.
Sorry, I don't talk to strangers... That is unless they give me candy!
At the zoo, freeing all the animals.
I'm lost in thought so please send a search party.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Come to the Dark Side... We have cookies!
I'm chasing my shadow down the street.
I'm under my blanket pretending to be an undercover agent.
Lost my shadow, gone to find it.
Shhh... Can't talk, squirrels are watching.
If you not living on the edge, then you're taking up to much space.
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