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I am being chased my gummy bears and if you don't leave a message I'll know that they got to you.
I used to listen to my parents but the stranger with candy had better advice.
I'm getting chased by my shadow. Be back when it catches me!
If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to read my away message.
By you reading this away message, I have taken brief control of your mind.
Be a loser because being popular is so overrated.
Note to self: stop writing notes to self.
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