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Silly Away Messages

I am chasing my tail at the moment.. when I catch it I will talk to you.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

This away message will self destruct in 5 seconds.

Everybody's different. Some people look like cows, others look like aliens. Everybody's different.

Gone crazy be back soon.

I had to make like a ball and bounce.

If you can guess what I'm doing I'll give you a cookie.

Hey wait, let me decide I'm here or not... till then please leave your message. I will get in touch with you once I get out of this confusion.

Sorry I'm not here right now, I'm lost in thought and seeing as it's unfamiliar territory I might be gone for a while.

A B C D E F G Gummie bears are chaseing me, one is red and one is blue, a yellow one stole my shoe!

Hello. Is your fridge running? Well mine is and I'm around the house trying to catch it. So I'll be back later.

Ahhh! MOO! The evil cows are attacking me! MOO! Can't you hear them?! MOOOOOOO! Ah make it stop! MOOMY!

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