Funny Aim Away Messages

Silly Away Messages

Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy he took my pack of Skittles..... I worked hard for that pack... Ahhh he's eating them... Now he's threwing them at me.... Call 911.

My mother told me never talk to strangers. That's why I never talk to myself anymore.

Help! I'm being squished by a giant peanut butter and jelly sandwhich! And the peanut butter is chunky style! Help! Help!

I am not at my desk at the moment, but I am close by. But if you yell real loud into your monitor...I might hear you, if not, I'll be back later.

I'm off to see the wizzard, the wonderful wizzard of oz.

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but suidice is a crime!

This message has no significance whatsoever. It's only here to take up space.

Ripping off my matress tags. Be right back.

If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be? For those of you who didn't say a boat, I don't think I'll be talking to you anytime soon. For the rest of you, feel free to leave me a message.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

You can pick your friends.
You can pick your nose.
But you can't pick your friend's nose.

Picking the fuzz off of my socks. I'll be back when I'm all done.

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