Silly Away Messages
I had to make like bread and roll.
I'm here but I can't seem to locate the "I'm Back" button on my away message box. Leave a message and hopefully I'll find it soon.
I am not gone. My computer ran away and I can't find it at the moment.
This away message is currently *UNDER CONSTRUCTION*
I'm away, be back when I return.
I'm having a staring contest with my monitor.
The instant messanger user you are trying to contact has found something else better to do with their time.
Don't cry, I'll be back soon.
I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.
Temporary Message: I am putting this message up until I can think of a better away message.
Hey hey hey or should I say bye bye bye?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
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