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Fact: You have just read this away message.
Hiding in the closet.
Wherever I go, I'll be there.
My computer fell over and it can't get back up.
My lawyer has told me to reply "no comment" as to my current whereabouts.
Sorry. We're fresh out of (YOUR NAME). How about fries instead?
Playing poker with the dogs.
Silly rabbit, away messages are for kids.
Do you ever have the feeling that someone's reading you away message?
Sorry I'm not here right now because the mouse ran away with the computer and I jumped over the moon, I'll be back... someday.
Walking my pet goldfish.
Walking my pet midget.
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