Silly Away Messages
Being amused by the screensaver.
I'm in a galaxy far far away.
I'm really here, I just wanted to see the away message icon pop up next to my name.
Knock KnockWho's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
Nobody move I'll be right back.
I am making silly faces at myself in the mirror, I'll be back soon.
I'm so busy doing nothing that I can't do anything else.
Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere. I am running away from them right now.
I am surfing the web right now. If I am not back in an hour you might want to jump in and save me.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
Help, there's a dancing Santa Clause wearing pink speedos chasing me down the street.
I'm just another boring away message.
I'm currently being abducted by aliens.
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