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Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to read my pointless away message.
One by one penguins steal my sanity.
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Getting my computer mouse some cheese.
Why don't you make like a tree and leaf a message?
This away message has been abducted by cows.... MOOOOOO
Off in my own little world.
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From now on I will always strive to become the person my dog wants me to be.
To type, or not to type.That is the question.
Gone like a fart in the wind.
If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones.
I have taken myself hostage. If you ever want to see me again, send me $1,000 for ransom.
Once upon a time there was a person who was talking to their friends online... But all of a sudden that person had something else that they had to do... And out of nowhere, this away message popped up. The End
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