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Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to read my pointless away message.
One by one penguins steal my sanity.
Getting my computer mouse some cheese.
Why don't you make like a tree and leaf a message?
This away message has been abducted by cows.... MOOOOOO
Off in my own little world.
From now on I will always strive to become the person my dog wants me to be.
To type, or not to type.That is the question.
Gone like a fart in the wind.
If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones.
I have taken myself hostage. If you ever want to see me again, send me $1,000 for ransom.
Once upon a time there was a person who was talking to their friends online... But all of a sudden that person had something else that they had to do... And out of nowhere, this away message popped up. The End
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