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Sleep Away Messages

I'm spending some quality time with my pillow.

The cow goes moo, the sheep goes baaa, the duck goes quack, and I go Zzzzzzzzz.

Sleep (n) : the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored.

Now I lay down in my bed,
I pray the Lord protect my head.
For if out of my bed I fell,
My head would hurt and start to swell.

I can't sleep because I'm depressed but I'm depressed beacause I can't sleep.

I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.

Shhh... I've got insomnia and I'm trying to sleep it off.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...", but for now, it is the best of times because I am in temporary bliss. My dream world known as sleep. I leave this on so as to wake up to a message from %n.

The Lord has called me to my bed so that I may rest my weary head. when the stars go off to sleep and the sun begins to peep, that is when we'll meet again. until that time, goodnight dear friend.

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep.

The Transitive Property of Sleep:
Me = Human
Human = Sleep
Me = Sleep

Less talk, more sleep.

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