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Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.

People say "The early bird gets the worm." That's great for the bird but what does that mean for me? What if I'm the worm? I'm busy sleeping in.

Horizontally positioned on the couch.

So this guy on the street tells me there's this new thing going around called sleep. He said "Its like nothing you've ever tried before." So I figured... you only live once, why not try it! Leave a message and I'll get to you in the morning.

1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep, Zzzzzzzzzzzzz!

I've got a date with my pillow.

Goodnight moon and stars.

Sleep - The cure for sleepiness.

I'm hiding from (DAY OF THE WEEK) under the covers.

Shhhhh, I might be beautiful, but I still need my beauty sleep.

Dreaming... Please do not disturb.

I'm trying to use as little energy as possible. I'm sleeping.

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