Funny Aim Away Messages

Sports Away Messages

One of the redeeming things about being an athlete is redefining what is humanly possible.

Life is short. Play Hard.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.

Bump, set, spike!

I hit
I bunt
I run
I catch
I play
I slide
I fall
I'm safe
At the base and up to bat or on the field is where I'm at.

Falling flat on my face. Um I mean playing soccer.

(NAME OF SPORT) isn't just an obsession, it's life

All the boy soccer players are all the ones who couldn't make the men's football team

I'm out walking my basketball.

Eating, sleeping, and playing (NAME OF SPORT). Eating and sleeping optional.

Watching the game.

Athletic ability calls.

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