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Strike one.
Strike two.
Strike three.
I'm out!


Sweating and proud.

When life throws you curveballs, learn how to hit them.

The only reason you're on the courts is because you can't handle the sidelines... Cheering.

Game time!

(NAME OF SPORT) is 90% mental and 10% physical.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect so why practice? Unfortunately my coach doesn't see it that way, so I'm at practice.

Are you ready for some football?

Soccer is no wussy sport, In soccer there are
- No timeouts
- No substitutes
- No commercial breaks
- No helmets or shoulder pads
If you can't handle that, play football instead.


Cheerleaders are angels because were the only humans who can fly!

Play Ball!

The more sweat you shed during training, the less blood you shed during battle.

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