Sports Away Messages
I had to make like a basketball and bounce.
I'm a lean mean tennis machine.
Cross country: Finally a good use for golf courses.
Somewhere behind the athlete you've become and the hours of practice and the coaches who've pushed you, is the little girl who fell in love with the game and never looked back... Play for her...
The sight I adore on a basketball floor is wrestling mats from door to door.
I'm at practice, working my butt of so I can sit on the bench at games.
Running won't kill you, you'll pass out first.
I'm too sexy to do a sport that requires clothing. That's why I'm a swimmer.
Crew: The only sport were you can win sitting on your butt while going backwards.
Dribble, shoot, score!
No blood, no foul.
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
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