Swimming-Pool Away Messages
I am currently at the pool pretending to drown so that the hot life guard can come and save me. 
If I am not back in an hour that means I have been attacked by sharks so please call 911.
My pool looks lonely so I'm going to give it some company.
I'm swimming right now and since my computer is not water proof I couldn't bring it with me.
Holding my breath under water if I don't come out in 5 minutes please save me!
We don't swim in your toilets, so please don't pee in our pools!
Wow I feel like I am flying. Oh wait, I am just swimming.
Be back when I am dry.
I'm swimming at the pool because I have nothing better to do.
Help, I'm drowning... Somebody save me!
Staying cool in the pool.
Swim high, swim low, swim fast, swim slow, swim in, swim out, swim here, swim there, just swim anywhere.
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