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There are only so many holidays in a year where you can get the whole dysfunctional family together under one roof and eat one family member out of house and home... Today is one of those fabulous holidays... Happy Thanksgiving!

Why are you on the computer? Shouldn’t you be giving thanks for everything you have? and stuffing your face full of turkey!

Trying to carve the turkey but it keeps on trying to get away.

The turkey is chasing after me. Help!

My family is begging me for some fresh turkey this Thanksgiving, so I'm in the backyard trying to catch one. Be back once I've finished plucking the feathers!

Stuffing stuffing in my mouth.

Stuffing my face with Turkey.

I am thankful the turkey, I am thankful for my computer,
I am grateful for the spice cake,
I am grateful for the pie!
I hope someday my poem would rhyme... Happy Thanksgiving!


The turkey got stuffed-and now I'm stuffed with turkey stuffing!

I feel bad for the turkey I'm eating... Oh well, it tastes so good.

I can't move. I ate too much!

Today is the day where we welcome the great turkey to our dining table.

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