Funny Aim Away Messages

Away Messages that Makes you Think

How can you miss me if I don't go away?

But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?

I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not here. So then I guess I'm over there some where.

Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I'm not here right now and I regret to say that due to unforseen circumstances, later has been cancelled.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

I doubt therefore I might be.

Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

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