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Away Messages that Makes you Think

I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.

I haven't gone away but I'll be right back.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

The statement below is True.

The statement above is False.

Which statement is correct?

Since history never stops, when does the future begin?

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Hey, I'm here but I'm not here so when I get here you will know I am here because I will be here.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

Imagine a world without hypothetical situations.

Think of someone of "average" intelligence. Then think half the world is dumber than that.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

The early bird may get the worm, but the late rising worm lives.

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