Away Messages that Makes you Think
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Practice makes perfect but no one is perfect so why practice?
If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as it iss today, and if today is 0 degrees, how cold will it be tomorrow?
When people say "Expect the unexpected," doesn't that mean the unexpected is expected?
Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?
If everyone is a winner, then doesn't that mean that everyone is also a loser?
If you are there and I am here, where is here and who is there?
"If you put something in quotation marks, then everyone will think someone famous said and they'll start saying it and then eventually it will be famous."
Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
I'm telling the truth, everything I say is a lie.
What's another word for thesaurus?
How do you throw away a trash can?
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