Away Messages that Makes you Think
Three wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.
If you ask someone if they're a compulsive liar and they answer yes, should you believe them?
If quitters never win and winners never quit who came up with "Quit while your ahead"?
If you asked someone if they lie constantly, and they said yes would you believe them?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I am not away. I am a liar.
Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo?
How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
Where does the sky finally have its limit?
Can you breath out of your nose and into your mouth at the same time?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?
If psychics know the winning lottery numbers why are they still working?
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