Away Messages that Makes you Think
I may be inconsistent, but not all the time. 
What is the speed of dark?
Why do people ask if they can "borrow" a piece of paper? Do they really plan on returning it.
If an orange is called an orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow?
If a pizza is round then why do they make the box square?
Save electricity, turn off your computer when you are away.
Why does the sun darken your skin, but lightens your hair?
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelms. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
If an away message is posted, but no one ever reads it, did that person really go away?
To the crazy man, the normal person is insane.
If repetition is the key to learning, and repetition is a sign of stupidity, does that make learning stupid?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you will believe him, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint on it you will have to touch it to be sure?
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