Away Messages that Makes you Think
If you put a slinky on an escalator, would it go on forever?
According to yesterday, today is tomorrow.
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Its bad luck to be superstitious.
If something is described as undesirable, isn't that describable.
Why you don’t ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
To be honest with you, I'm a liar.
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Why do we wash bath towels, aren't we clean when we use them?
You Know the saying "Quit while your ahead". Well, if you are ahead why would you want to quit?
If you try to fail but you succeed, which have you done?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
I'm someone doing something, somewhere. Be back sometime.
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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