Funny Aim Away Messages

TV-Movie Away Messages

My eyes are glued to the tube, but after I unpeel them, I'll be back.

Sorry, something more interesting than you is on television right now.

I'm rotting in front of the television.

Don't go away! I'll be right back at the next commercial break.

Let me be. I'm with the TV.

Shhhh... I'm watching a movie.

Sometimes my mom says if you sit too close to the TV your eyes will go bad. So I decided since my eyes are already bad sitting too close to the TV will make them better.

Living my life through a magical box. It's much better than real life, and everyone always says something funny right before the commercial.

Excercise is good for you so that's what I'm doing. I'm walking from the computer to the TV.

If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?

My eyes got tired from looking at the computer monitor so they are resting looking at the TV. When they get tierd of looking at the TV, I will return.

I was hungry so I went to the movies to get some candy and popcorn.

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