
I'm busy surfing, if I'm not back in an hour jump in and find me. It's likely that I drowned in the computer while surfing the web.
Why do they call it surfing the web when theres no water and you don't have a board to surf on?
I'm in a place far away that never ends and begins everywhere. I'm surfing the web.
Sorry, I'm away from my computer right now. I lost my bathing suit while surfing the web. I'll be back when I find some clothes to put on.
I'm surfing the web. I'll be back when I wipe out!
Exploring the web....Ahhhhhh, a spider!
Online, avoiding the real world.
Is shopping on the internet a sport?
I'm bonding with my computer.
I just fell off my keyboard while surfing the web, I'll be right back.
Roses are red.
I was too lazy to go to the beach so I'm surfing the web instead.