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I'm busy surfing, if I'm not back in an hour jump in and find me. It's likely that I drowned in the computer while surfing the web.

Why do they call it surfing the web when theres no water and you don't have a board to surf on?

I'm in a place far away that never ends and begins everywhere. I'm surfing the web.

Sorry, I'm away from my computer right now. I lost my bathing suit while surfing the web. I'll be back when I find some clothes to put on.

I'm surfing the web. I'll be back when I wipe out!

Exploring the web....Ahhhhhh, a spider!

Online, avoiding the real world.

Is shopping on the internet a sport?

I'm bonding with my computer.

I just fell off my keyboard while surfing the web, I'll be right back.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm surfing the web because I don't want to talk to you.


I was too lazy to go to the beach so I'm surfing the web instead.

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