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Away Messages about Work

Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.

I hate going to the bathroom right after the cleaning lady finishes cleaning the toilets. I always feel like I'm ruining her hard work. It just feels really disrespectful.

I am working, which is something that you should be doing.

I always give 100% at work:
13% Monday
22% Tuesday
26% Wednesday
35% Thursday
4% Friday

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

I am working hard... or am I hardly working?

Hi ho, hi ho.. off to work I go.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!

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