Away Messages about Work
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? 
The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me.
I don't care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all! Never any less than 12%!
I keep thinking about quiting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is.
If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, what does a empty desk mean?
I'm working right now... but next time I decide to procrastinate, I'll get back to you.
Me, asleep on the job? No, I'm just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands.
I wasn't sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistence.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
A procrastinator's work is never finished.
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
All work and no play means that I am making lots and lots of money.
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