Away Messages about Work
Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.
Hopefully all this hard work will pay off one day.
The only reason I go to work is for the money.
Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.
These people at work are giving me work! Can you believe this?
Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong ten times gives you job security.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
I have this thing called a job...
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